Robot Tiger

To The Rescue

It’s hard to imagine that people ever said the word “angry” without following it up with “birds.”

Just thinking about it makes me angry birds!

In Alice and Wonderland, the Mad Hatter set up the tea party according to his own seating derangement.

Did Thomas Edison store all of his inventions in one place, and did he call it an inventory?

The Latest YOLO? Investments

Even Millenials need wealth management, I guess.

You use your breathe thing for breathing.

You use your breathe thing for breathing.

The ransom is probably something like cheesecake.

The ransom is probably something like cheesecake.

Wouldn’t werewolves be more correctly called “when-wolves” because they only transform WHEN the moon is full?

Wouldn’t werewolves be more correctly called “when-wolves” because they only transform WHEN the moon is full?

For those who have ever traveled by car with children, you know how much more appropriate this sign is than the original.

For those who have ever traveled by car with children, you know how much more appropriate this sign is than the original.

Idea for Godzilla Sequel

Set the follow up in South America and you get:

GODZILLA BRAZILLA!

Those mall food court robbers are some kind of CinnaBonnie and Clyde!

I beliv  the Silent “E” should be neither seen nor heard. Ples  mak  a not .

Just designed the new business cards for my non-existent law firm.

Just designed the new business cards for my non-existent law firm.

Into the Blue Yonder

Restauranteurs, it’s time to take Surf & Turf to the next level by adding blueberry pie for dessert. Say hello to the Surf & Turf & Smurf!

Out of Hors d’Oeuvres would be a terrible name for a catering company.

Anakin Skywalker

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There’s nowhere a brain full of puns and a basic working knowledge of Photoshop can’t take us.

Attention auctioneers: I have a new niche publication for you!

There’s nowhere a brain full of puns and a basic working knowledge of Photoshop can’t take us.