Robot Tiger

To The Rescue

Into the Blue Yonder

Restauranteurs, it’s time to take Surf & Turf to the next level by adding blueberry pie for dessert. Say hello to the Surf & Turf & Smurf!

Out of Hors d’Oeuvres would be a terrible name for a catering company.

Anakin Skywalker

Attention auctioneers: I have a new niche publication for you!
There’s nowhere a brain full of puns and a basic working knowledge of Photoshop can’t take us.

Attention auctioneers: I have a new niche publication for you!

There’s nowhere a brain full of puns and a basic working knowledge of Photoshop can’t take us.

Banksy is OK, but I prefer Savings and Loansy.

Dear Internet: You’re welcome.

Dear Internet: You’re welcome.

Duck! Chinese Cuisine!

Duck! Chinese Cuisine!

"Of Coarse" would be a great name for a sandpaper company.

Great New Store Name!

I want to open a store that sells exotic animals called RHINOS-R-US.

Magic joke!

Magic joke!

Math Joke!
Really though, the new Amazing Race product placement got me thinking.

Math Joke!

Really though, the new Amazing Race product placement got me thinking.

Check Inn, the world’s first (and best!) hotel-front-desk-themed hotel. “Check in at Check Inn and you’ll feel like you’re checking in all day!”

Check Inn, the world’s first (and best!) hotel-front-desk-themed hotel. “Check in at Check Inn and you’ll feel like you’re checking in all day!”

Siberian Jokes - Very Funny

This is a fun new game that is never going to end:

A good name for a Chinese restaurant in Siberia?

VladivosWOK

The perfect name for a drive-time Siberian radio show?

VladivosTALK

What do you call Siberian corn?

VladivosSTALK

Apropos name for a Siberian pawn shop?

VladivosHOCK

Siberian Vulcan?

VladivoSPOCK

Siberian music?

VladivosROCK

Siberian gun?

VladivosGLOCK

What does a Siberian priest call his congregation?

VladivosFLOCK

What might they call a Siberian securities market?

VladivoSTOCK EXCHANGE

Siberian cookware?

VladivosCROCK-POT

Siberian Spiderman villan?

VladivosOCK, Doc

Siberian formalwear?

VladivosFROCK

Tired of these jokes? Guess I’ll have to

VladivoSTOP!

Very funny.

Gang Joke

What do you call two gang members who look eerily similar?

DOPPELGANG-BANGERS

I choose to believe this is intentionally a coffin-themed hair salon, probably run by goths.

I choose to believe this is intentionally a coffin-themed hair salon, probably run by goths.

I found this Vietnamese restaurant where the pho is so good, you’ll want to take a picture of it. It’s called Pho To.

I found this Vietnamese restaurant where the pho is so good, you’ll want to take a picture of it. It’s called Pho To.