Robot Tiger

To The Rescue

This guy is not going to let something as square as a window ledge get in the way of his hair. I mean, YOLO, right?

This guy is not going to let something as square as a window ledge get in the way of his hair. I mean, YOLO, right?

I can’t be the only one who thought this was an ad for deodorant, given the shampoo bottle’s placement UNDER AN OUTSTRETCHED ARMPIT.

I can’t be the only one who thought this was an ad for deodorant, given the shampoo bottle’s placement UNDER AN OUTSTRETCHED ARMPIT.

Your So-Called “Movember”

Puny Earthlings! Why do you insist on renaming only one month for the purpose of growing facial hair for “a good cause”? Why not also:

In your chest hair.

In your chest hair.

“Ah, a lovely promise but one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo,” - Mr. Burns…and me.

“Ah, a lovely promise but one beyond the powers of a mere shampoo,” - Mr. Burns…and me.

I choose to believe this is intentionally a coffin-themed hair salon, probably run by goths.

I choose to believe this is intentionally a coffin-themed hair salon, probably run by goths.

These robot sentinels keep a silent guard over the grocery store parking lot. But soon, I fear, they will awaken for a much needed hair appointment.

These robot sentinels keep a silent guard over the grocery store parking lot. But soon, I fear, they will awaken for a much needed hair appointment.

Quick! Somebody start a Tumblr called “Mailbox Hairdos”!

Quick! Somebody start a Tumblr called “Mailbox Hairdos”!