Robot Tiger

To The Rescue

Axe Rouge rode as Marshall in these parts. 

Axe Rouge rode as a greased pig on a bicycle. That is to say he fell quite often, and squealed when he hit the ground. 

Axe Rouge rode as Machete Bleu played the trumpet. 

Axe Rouge rode as fast as he could. 

So long Brussels! It’s been real, but Axe Rouge and I need to ride back to America. Posts on the weird, wonderful U.S. of A. coming soon!

Axe Rouge rode as Marshall in these parts.

Axe Rouge rode as a greased pig on a bicycle. That is to say he fell quite often, and squealed when he hit the ground.

Axe Rouge rode as Machete Bleu played the trumpet.

Axe Rouge rode as fast as he could.

So long Brussels! It’s been real, but Axe Rouge and I need to ride back to America. Posts on the weird, wonderful U.S. of A. coming soon!

Billy was the first, but not the last. The little boy a harbinger of the holocaust to come. And it was like nothing. One moment he stopped, let his friends run ahead while he stooped to tie his shoes - and then he was gone, fossilized epochs ahead of his time. A few moments later, Suzy turned to see where her friend had gone. All she found was the rock, and Billy’s backpack perched on top. Then she made the mistake of touching the tainted stone…. By the time school started, the parking lot was full of the Stoned. Not getting high. Getting heavy.

Billy was the first, but not the last. The little boy a harbinger of the holocaust to come. And it was like nothing. One moment he stopped, let his friends run ahead while he stooped to tie his shoes - and then he was gone, fossilized epochs ahead of his time. A few moments later, Suzy turned to see where her friend had gone. All she found was the rock, and Billy’s backpack perched on top. Then she made the mistake of touching the tainted stone…. By the time school started, the parking lot was full of the Stoned. Not getting high. Getting heavy.

The elevator at the Steigenberger Hotel is the only place in the known universe where zero can obtain, paradoxically, both positive and negative values.

The elevator at the Steigenberger Hotel is the only place in the known universe where zero can obtain, paradoxically, both positive and negative values.

I think she’s mad.

I think she’s mad.

Those professional skaters are always rolling around with briefcases full of cash.

Those professional skaters are always rolling around with briefcases full of cash.

Ghost Giraffe strikes again!

Ghost Giraffe strikes again!

It’s so cold, even the street signs are wearing earmuffs.

It’s so cold, even the street signs are wearing earmuffs.

I know a hit Fox show loosely based in the character of Sherlock Holmes when I see it. And you Sir are no hit Fox show loosely based on the character of Sherlock Holmes!

I know a hit Fox show loosely based in the character of Sherlock Holmes when I see it. And you Sir are no hit Fox show loosely based on the character of Sherlock Holmes!

The irony is that I’m looking for the Rhyme, the Despair, and the Questions.

The irony is that I’m looking for the Rhyme, the Despair, and the Questions.

Stars - They’re just like us!

Stars - They’re just like us!

The work of some very short Illuminati.

The work of some very short Illuminati.

The work of some very short Illuminati.

The work of some very short Illuminati.

Appropriate graffiti for the military museum.

Appropriate graffiti for the military museum.

What happened to you BuzzBee? It used to be about the Honey Nut Cheerios man! But now you’ve become all “political.”

(With apologies to Billy West.)

What happened to you BuzzBee? It used to be about the Honey Nut Cheerios man! But now you’ve become all “political.”

(With apologies to Billy West.)