To The Rescue var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-12650119-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @robottiger)http://robottiger.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1fffec33cc295a3b781cdce15f144221/tumblr_molspzIyxU1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Found this little guy at the dentist’s office. Not sure if it’s just screw holes or the haunted spirits of cavities past.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/53296571115http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/53296571115Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:27:35 +0200loldentistfacefearchildrencavitiescavityscrewghosthaunted<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e25c18b050fd8858fcacfd2c058e1583/tumblr_moeyw7DtPW1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Acceptable father and son activities: camping and elegant eye makeup.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52994540488http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52994540488Sat, 15 Jun 2013 04:57:43 +0200lolfathersonfather and soneyemakeupcampcampinglittle critterslitchildren's literaturebookbooks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e49415ecbd61c4f7029b61a0d005deda/tumblr_moevp8w2gk1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Presumably for that missing “G”.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52989952114http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52989952114Sat, 15 Jun 2013 03:48:43 +0200lolgsignhunthuntinglodgeutahmissinggrammar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86011707d4891fa967505f6155ea3a3f/tumblr_mod7k5DfmK1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I knew those be-hatted birds never should have trusted that shifty-eyed church enough to build a nest in it.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52923091349http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52923091349Fri, 14 Jun 2013 06:09:41 +0200lolthe best nestp.d. eastmanseussbooknestlitchildren's literatureshifty-eyedchurch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25a72307cc5716914fd95251f90b4601/tumblr_moanez6OWo1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The beach is a wonderful place to let your hair down.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52806197119http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52806197119Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:59:22 +0200lolhairbeachcalifornialagunawigwonderful<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ded352d0aa0102170dc20f9e92c4988/tumblr_mo6zz0TVSx1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Finally! Delicious Runts quarantined from the deadly banana variety!</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52646796119http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52646796119Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:40:12 +0200lolcandyruntsbananadeliciousdeadlygrosscaliforniabalboagenius<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29ea493c62a9acee1030e1f633efd6f7/tumblr_mo2tnwM8AA1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Act now, before the laundromat dries completely and they jack up the price.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52458653289http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52458653289Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:33:32 +0200lolsigndryfreelaundrylaundromatprice<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a01464c435446f0485a7828e1858edb/tumblr_mo12m3xdFO1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Three Amigos</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52381544133http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52381544133Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:51:39 +0200lolgraffitistreet artprovoutahlegoelvisobeyamigothree amigos<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c58aee9d7d3351c939dd1bd361e4acb4/tumblr_mnznvj7JTK1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52323202315http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52323202315Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:35:42 +0200graffitistreet artprovoutah<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78394dc1d73de71abd26ad6fa277a244/tumblr_mnxwwa2xwR1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Utah is weird sometimes.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52249671267http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/52249671267Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:55:22 +0200lolutahsexyboutiquemodestsignstoreweird<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0999cded96574071162c99fcbf7e039/tumblr_mnoru0x6BJ1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Axe Rouge rode as Marshall in these parts. </p> <p>Axe Rouge rode as a greased pig on a bicycle. That is to say he fell quite often, and squealed when he hit the ground. </p> <p>Axe Rouge rode as Machete Bleu played the trumpet. </p> <p>Axe Rouge rode as fast as he could. </p> <p>So long Brussels! It’s been real, but Axe Rouge and I need to ride back to America. Posts on the weird, wonderful U.S. of A. coming soon!</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/51838319898http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/51838319898Sat, 01 Jun 2013 01:27:36 +0200lolsignaxerougebrusselsbrusselbruxellesbelgiummarshallmachetetrumpet<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/robottiger/51459136634/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51459136634" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Jigglin’ sea foam on the North Sea.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/51459136634http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/51459136634Mon, 27 May 2013 09:21:28 +0200sea foambelgiumbeachoceanfoambubblesjigglevine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/031558d782fb77dc0da7d227ce866523/tumblr_mnb683PkPw1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Getting ready to move always reminds me of Tupac.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/51227881223http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/51227881223Fri, 24 May 2013 17:12:02 +0200tupac2pacraphip-hopmovepacklist<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3144bdcea5556fddf440840d80a9643f/tumblr_mn941dlgEH1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Peng! Peng! Bum!” Is EXACTLY the onomatopoeia I would choose to describe a gummi explosion.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/51144159427http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/51144159427Thu, 23 May 2013 14:29:36 +0200lolgummipengbumexplosiononomatopeoiaexactly<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f28351a86bacd0e313b3f01fd4bf81d8/tumblr_mn4z9q5t8t1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Billy was the first, but not the last. The little boy a harbinger of the holocaust to come. And it was like nothing. One moment he stopped, let his friends run ahead while he stooped to tie his shoes - and then he was gone, fossilized epochs ahead of his time. A few moments later, Suzy turned to see where her friend had gone. All she found was the rock, and Billy’s backpack perched on top. Then she made the mistake of touching the tainted stone…. By the time school started, the parking lot was full of the Stoned. Not getting high. Getting heavy.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/50974884107http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/50974884107Tue, 21 May 2013 08:56:14 +0200lolrockstonedheavylitstorybackpackbillysuzymedusataintedboulderlost and foundbrusselsbruxellesfossilepoch<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5478579d5d747852ea952e13983e3445/tumblr_mn1e7mAdbB1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh snap! That -1 just got burned!</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/50799118545http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/50799118545Sun, 19 May 2013 10:28:34 +0200lolmathnumbernegativefatput downburn<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3cb3bd72187ed4cc543e31bb59389cc8/tumblr_mmy0maRyBH1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The elevator at the Steigenberger Hotel is the only place in the known universe where zero can obtain, paradoxically, both positive and negative values.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/50648633359http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/50648633359Fri, 17 May 2013 14:42:10 +0200lolelevatornumbermathzeromysteryparadoxpositivenegativesignbruxellesbrusselsbrusselsteigenberger<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3e0d562361f92f2855038b535191e44/tumblr_mmr2r1l69Q1r9ynhlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tomhanksy.tumblr.com/post/50355995961/tron-swanson-hollywood-ca" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tomhanksy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Tron Swanson. Hollywood, CA.</p></blockquote> <p>I’m just going to reblog this to make you all very happy.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/50361779169http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/50361779169Mon, 13 May 2013 22:09:40 +0200lolgraffitistreet arthanksytronparks and recreationron swanson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe5b6a749de788e9c3f7b6bb546badbc/tumblr_mmf74cCwGp1qalykvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think she’s mad.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/49844126214http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/49844126214Tue, 07 May 2013 10:48:12 +0200lolmadu madgraffitistreet artbruxellesbrusselbrussels<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/156e20fc8fb931ee51bcf5f265b8de16/tumblr_mg57dfmT4V1qdxn7zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblelina.tumblr.com/post/39734371069/jeff-goldblums-doily-pocket-square-is-a-tender" target="_blank">tumblelina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jeff Goldblum’s doily pocket square is a tender fashion revelation.</p> </blockquote> <p>I was re-watching this episode tonight and the pocket doily leaped out at me. I can’t believe I never noticed it before. </p> <p>Doily Goldblum: Swag.</p>http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/49463352872http://robottiger.tumblr.com/post/49463352872Thu, 02 May 2013 23:52:58 +0200lolportlandportlandiaswaggoldblumjeffdoilypocketmenswearpocket square