May 2013
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May 17th
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May 13th
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May 7th
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May 2nd
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May 1st
April 2013
17 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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This flight must be important. They keep making announcements about the Czech King’s bags.
Apr 21st
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
March 2013
37 posts
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Mar 25th
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Helpful Guide to Disparaging Snack Foods
A good way to insult a granola bar would be to call it “granola barf.”
Mar 24th
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Why did the sleepy man eat Veal Parmesan to help him wake up? Because it was chock full of calfene!
Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
4 notes
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Despite the runaway success of Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny, my Take-a-Tissue-Leave-a-Tissue trays just aren’t catching on.
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 7th