"Dust in the Wind," by Kansas playing in the background today while the neighbors cut a Nemo-themed birthday cake for their five-year-old. That’s right kid, enjoy that cake now because all we are dust in the wind. Dust in the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind! (violin plays)
Tales from the Barbershop
Upon walking in to see the Arsenal match on, a nonplussed nine-year-old boy told the room, “It’s sports, so I’ll watch it. But it isn’t INTERESTING!”
It’s strange that Gotham City’s only real goth is Batman. And maybe The Penguin.
Banksy is OK, but I prefer Savings and Loansy.