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Why can’t “counter clock-wise” just be “clock-dumb” instead?

Letting the girls hang out to dry.

Letting the girls hang out to dry.

Knives Massage Therapy - Stabbing you in the back since 1972!

Knives Massage Therapy - Stabbing you in the back since 1972!

You reach to turn the faucet, but it turns itself. It turns faster. It turns out to be not a faucet but the drilling end of a cyborg assassin’s arm. Now freed from the hard tile, it turns to the decidedly softer purchase of flesh.

You reach to turn the faucet, but it turns itself. It turns faster. It turns out to be not a faucet but the drilling end of a cyborg assassin’s arm. Now freed from the hard tile, it turns to the decidedly softer purchase of flesh.

Garden of Dazzles
of Sequins, N’er Plain

Fountain of Plasmas
Blood and ‘lectronic Fame

Curtain of Tassles
Don’t Mind the Stain

Only Wear Hazmats
Till the World’s Clean Again

Garden of Dazzles
of Sequins, N’er Plain

Fountain of Plasmas
Blood and ‘lectronic Fame

Curtain of Tassles
Don’t Mind the Stain

Only Wear Hazmats
Till the World’s Clean Again

O__O - my tailor does not mess around.

O__O - my tailor does not mess around.

And thus Sir Knocksley braved the black dragon’s flames, his anointed blade activating the Fire Alarm - and Oh how the holy sprinklers rained down their chubby, cooling, dragon-dowsing drops. The dragon slayed, the hero knight filed an insurance claim to repair the smoke damage.

And thus Sir Knocksley braved the black dragon’s flames, his anointed blade activating the Fire Alarm - and Oh how the holy sprinklers rained down their chubby, cooling, dragon-dowsing drops. The dragon slayed, the hero knight filed an insurance claim to repair the smoke damage.

Tarzan was one of the original Vine users.

Stay here with your homies.

Stay here with your homies.

When was the last time a cereal box terrified you like this?

When was the last time a cereal box terrified you like this?

When was the last time a cereal box terrified you like this?

When was the last time a cereal box terrified you like this?

Why did the Harvard-educated hipster work as a dry cleaner?

He enjoyed the irony of him ironing.

Masterpiece in a Bangsar alleyway.

Masterpiece in a Bangsar alleyway.

Do not take the monkey’s lottery winnings.

Do not take the monkey’s lottery winnings.