Oh snap! That -1 just got burned!
This flight must be important. They keep making announcements about the Czech King’s bags.
The elevator at the Steigenberger Hotel is the only place in the known universe where zero can obtain, paradoxically, both positive and negative values.
I think she’s mad.
Jeff Goldblum’s doily pocket square is a tender fashion revelation.
I was re-watching this episode tonight and the pocket doily leaped out at me. I can’t believe I never noticed it before.
Doily Goldblum: Swag.
(Source: psychodelicate-girl)
Those professional skaters are always rolling around with briefcases full of cash.
One man’s broken plastic casing is another man’s steampunk styling.
If he had only used the ruler to measure the length of his backpack, this wouldn’t be a problem.
Goat-Kart!
Ghost Giraffe strikes again!
Cameras always get the best seats.
You can stop playing now. I just won all the games.
This is what becomes of dummies that hold the souls of cursed hobos, whose only crime was stealing pies cooling on America’s windowsills: They are doomed to spend the next few decades freaking people out at Eastern Market stalls.
