Robot Tiger

To The Rescue

PanoptiCon is the only acceptable name for a gathering of prison wardens.
It looks like I have to start a fire before I can change out of these sweaty clothes.

It looks like I have to start a fire before I can change out of these sweaty clothes.

In-the-Know Astronomer Really Has Finger on the Pulsar

Science joke!

Study: Most Tweens Have a Good Sense of One Direction

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Wyoming (def.): To wyom.

Wyoming (def.): To wyom.

People are always grossed out by Band-aids in the pool, but how else can the water heal its festering wounds?

When I’m asked to give a toast, I always raise my glass and say:

"Cheers — is filmed before a live studio audience."

Apologies to Murder on the Orient Express, but my favorite “train” film is How to Train Your Dragon.

Hey Reading Rainbow: Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high is a pretty arrogant statement to make on behalf of children who have neither wings nor frequent flier miles.

One of the kids dumped out both bags of Bananagrams. I separated the vowels and consonants to make a fun surprise for whoever opens it next.

One of the kids dumped out both bags of Bananagrams. I separated the vowels and consonants to make a fun surprise for whoever opens it next.

Monograms were extra, so I told the cashier I would just legally change my name to L.L. Bean and save some money.

Monograms were extra, so I told the cashier I would just legally change my name to L.L. Bean and save some money.

I just installed a backyard bird bath because all these disgustingly dirty sparrows were spoiling the view.
Is this your card?

Is this your card?

Now a powerful speaker, a young He-Man honed his craft at Toasmasters of the Universe.

I wonder if Portland taxpayers also get an “Oregon Donor” stamp on their driver’s licenses.